WFMU posted this video and it had me rolling on the floor. It's a reenactment of an cheesy country song by Tom T. Hall combined with teenage girls clogging.
I went to college in Southwestern VA so I have some experience with clogging. It's actually quite fun and easy to do but the end result is you look pretty ridiculous doing it for a long period of time.
Typically, the cloggers I knew were either locals or Virginians (not NOVAs, though) who would also rip off their shirts, get very drunk and do the "rebel yell" while doing this strange dance.
IF you share my sense of humor, you'll probably dig this video...