It's a $1700 warped record fixer (damn, there goes the plasma TV... try selling THIS to the wife)! Put it on the shelf right next to the $3000 record cleaner.

And who said that there's no more new technology coming out for analog?

The operation is very easy. First, lift the lever, and open the cover. The cover will be locked in a certain position. Set your warped record in the Disc Flattener; lift up the lever a little bit to unlock the cover. Close the cover carefully, and set the timer at 120 minutes. In four hours, the warped disc will become flat. Adjust the time setting in accordance with the ambient temperature.

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